Fuck buddy : the manual
It was 7 years ago and Jacques Chirac was still President, my little People from parisian hoods were not yet about to burn everything down and the internet datings were not too shady. But I had bad luck and mine were absolutely dubious and sucky. I remember I was sat comfortably on my couch, talking to this guy from Normandy who offered me, a tempting part-time short-term replacement relationship offer. You don’t get it ?! Let me explain…
This man, a firefighter (and I do not reveal his job to denigrate the profession) wanted me to be his Parisian lover. See… ?! He was madly in love with his fiancee who lived in Normandy, but he moved few days ago in Paris and he needed to satisfy his sex addiction in the capital. And this was supposely my « job » to satisfy his needs. Outraged, disgusted, whatever you want. I stopped going on caramail (the vintage version of MSN live). A few months later we entered the 21st century with all the crap that entails. And on this tumultuous path which leads to love, everyone is lost just because there are no maps.
So sometimes you get lost, your car crashes, you fall into the mud, you’re almost hit by a car on the hard shoulder. So you decide to walk on the country rocky road, unpaved and poorly lit and, and this path is famously known as the timeless, the invincible, the casual worker in the entertainment industry of the bedroom : the fuck buddy ! Beware, the fuck buddy is not recommended for pregnant women or married (or both), it should be used only in case of emergencies, please read the instructions before application, in case of troublesome or side effects, go see your best friend or the shrink.
The fuck buddy, is the suppa drug that cures solitary pussies (lonely but hot as hell) in the cold western countries cities. It should not be pull between everyone’s legs. Why ? It can be dangerous. It could lead to ego suicides attempts (sometimes successfull !). You’ll feel your heart shrink (yes like old tap water boiling). The fuck buddy is appropriate only for women bringing their self-esteem very high standing on the Empire State Building. And YOU ! Yeah you ! Shallow little girl still buying Hello Kitty stuff whose lack of love and self esteem makes her hoping to marry one day her fuck buddy, you are just for the moment some pigeon whose has been thrown from time to time some stale bread. I know my words are rudes …
Moral of the story : Do not listen to these so-called modern ideals of career girls of the millenium who have no time for real relationships. Because these women have fun, make love like men, but their hearts do not pump blood but scraps of paper from very bad romance books.
hiiii again sally !!!! i’am not totally agree with you !!!! because , like a man , a woman could have a fuck buddy and enjoy it and that’s not a problem for her , she don’t underestimate herself !!!
relationship between men and women are so complicated , life in paris is so speed , some boys wanna sex , some girls wanna love , but you don’t need to feel like a “paria” , if you found a real”fuckfriend” , a boy who respect you , treat you like a real lady , and not like a toy , maybe you could enjoy it !!!!