Make Love Not Porn ! (V.0)
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In the beginning, there was a manifesto from Cindy Gallop, digital marketing princess. The viral website “Make Love not Porn“ was born. Today, I want to talk about this whole porn issue as well, because talking about sex is not dirty, quite on the contrary.
So what is sex to me ?
Something like that McDonald’s ad : come as you are. Sex is such an intimate thing, there shouldn’t be place for faking it. Sex is sharing pleasure, languorous caresses that linger around, exploration of two bodies, deeply intense sensations stinging to the tips of your fingers and shaking your thighs by a groan of pleasure.
What is sex to a lot of Y generation men
Sex is a race or even better, a war ! Come on girl, I’ll bomb you like Iraq, let me dig you like a highway tunnel. The goal is to hear that bitch screaming and grinning like in hothornyslutsxxxx.com “. I actually simulate an orgasm by mimicking the cry of a muskrat crushed by a car to end the massacre, FAST ! Is this a performance, a real success, a winning goal ? (Are we sexing or trying to make the Nasdaq & Dow Jones come up ?) Anyway... the guy comes alone. Of course. While he’s washing off his hot mashed potatoe ejaculation from my sheets, I’m going to masturbate solo above the toilet bowl, pointing fingers towards my upset vagina.
Yes sister, that’s no breaking news : Sex is over when the man has come. Even if you have the guts to say “I had no fun,”. You’re not there to get it off anyway. “And you’re not frigid by any chance?”.Yeah I heard that one too many times. I’m not frigid, you suck !
The facial cumshot
Some men like declaring that they are sex gods. Sex with them IS breath-taking, my weave will take it off by itself and my hair will go straight without Dark & Lovely.” These guys are the worst ! One day I told a friend: “I like men who care about me having pleasure, and who ask me what I like.” I had the answer of a lifetime. “Oh, no !” He responded. “Shame on me if I have to ask, I know women ! A man, a real one, knows how to make a woman spinning around until she cries”. This man is definitely saving lives by staying single.
Where did men get all these bad tips ? Well let’s say in porn movies. You know those cute little short films, with clear heeled lovely women made up with foundation, blush and cumshots, who puts two 30 km cocks in their vaginas while doing the splits, oral sex, handjobs and pancakes. Seriously ? I have to reproduce the same mess …
Society says to men of our generation what to wear, what to think, what type of women they have to love, what kind of women is « in » or « out », what type of women they have to fuck. The fact that some medias are telling me what to wear and eat is quite annoying, but telling me what my sex life should be ! Hell no ! Imagination has just committed suicide apparently, it is not found in the dictionary… anymore.
Zero Fun
And finally, some men think that porn movies are user manuals. Why ? It remains a mystery. The content of a porn film is worse than not educational at all. Porn is made to get your way… alone. But the loser will replay the “movie” step by step… WITH YOU ! No woman will feel neither beautiful nor desired. Yeah it’s like going to the gym. Jeez I’m so bored sometimes. I take this opportunity to re-accounting my freelance activities. In fact I must see the ticket prices for San Francisco… A-nyway ! Rocco Sifredi wannabee thinks he does the trick and I always feel compelled to do whatever is asking for, but nobody is actually really enjoying the sex. As if we did not live for ourselves but just to be like the others… in this porn videos. Pathetic. Next time I advise him to have it off with a Brazilian drag and to buy a camera at Walmart. What a lovely souvenir it will be.
Summary : All women do not scream when they come or having pleasure. EVERY GIRL IS DIFFERENT. No need to jackhammer my pussy if you do not hear a sound.
Why do I have to beg for forplays like a homeless Romanian girl. “Pleaz forrr the childrrren …”
