24 Hours in the Life of a Woman by almost Stefan Zweig (V.0)
Lu consciencieusement 786 fois, 6 ce jour-ci8 :30 am – I woke up with pillow marks on my hand. Looks like Jesus drew something on it. God is trying to contact me. I am a messenger. My father was a plumber, it MEANS something. I think I’m having the time of my life.
8: 45 am - I don’t have any clean knickers left, so I put on my bathing suit to replace the usual lingerie.
9 am : I take my daily healthy breakfast : Ibuprofen and Coffee.
9 : 30 am – I comb my hair with my beloved (suffering) accessorie
10 am : I take the subway. The public transportation company ( STM (Société de transport de Montréal) is essential to my working girl big city life. I love that little cartoon character that pushes away the doors and gets a $ 150 fine, one of my favorite comics.
11 am : (I am a moderator) translation: I spend a few hours moderating and deleting classified ads from beauticians with literacy issues. Like this one untitled: “To be pretty.” Only to be pretty, no more no less.
2 pm : Lunch Break. As I care about my weight I eat a really light and healthy meal, organic & made in China.
4pm : I check my emails. I have really famous friends to answer to.
8pm : I spend a wonderful evening with myself. I have so much fun, I forgot to go lying on my bed and fell asleep on the table instead, what a floosy !
It makes my cat go LOL
11pm : I send erotic texts to several John Does
Midnight : My cat reads some of them and get scared. I feel pity in his eyes. I understand I actually am pityfull.
1 am : I finally fall asleep peacefully
P.S : I don’t even shower !
“A picture an hour : Working Girl” parody Valentine.
